New 7'' Vinyl for Good Luck, Babe! Out Now Pre-Order on the Island Store ☘️💋 store.islandrecords.com/collections/ch…

thank you Rolling Stone this is a dream come true <3

My entire project is about having fun, dressing up, and honoring your inner child. When @mishaspice and I first sat down to create the packaging for this album, we knew it had to represent all of that. For me, everything starts on the stage, it’s the most important influence on

The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is a theatrical masterpiece! Chappell Roan

I went to the beyond section of Bed, Bath and Beyond yesterday. I seen some things.

The best part of being a B cup is having enough room in my bra to lodge my phone.

Pendulous Balls Advisory in effect until 9:30 PM EST.

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Jayden Perez (‘26, NY, RHP) Great day on the mound at Boston College 4IP | 7K | 1ER #BostonClassic #uncommitted

My 8 year old daughter Nina challenged me to a dance off yesterday. *scratches being challenged to a dance off off the bucket list*

The best way to deal with a serial IG DM video sender is the same way you deal with a clingy boyfriend. Stay still and hopefully one day they’ll latch onto someone else.

Twin Fun Fact: 72% of twins are dicks to each other.

i’m sorry i called you a fucker i was trying to flirt

Respectfully, I don't go above and beyond for people anymore. I meet you as far as you meet me. I speak to you as much as you speak to me. I include you as much as you include me.

Thought I was the green flag only to realize I’m color blind.

If it isn’t this, I don’t want it.

Riding the train is like a box of chocolates, you never know what smell you’re gonna get.

For Halloween, I’m handing out Tylenols to anyone who appears to be or dresses up like a pregnant woman. You can never be too sure.

Wouldn’t usually post something like this because I like to be objective but gonna make a HOF case for my dad 🙂: - 424 saves, 7th all time on the saves list (2nd all time at the time of retirement) - 1st all time saves leader amongst lefties - Career ERA: 2.89 (across 21