Larry: kind of

THE DULL STORY is the shadiest title for a painting of a sleeping babe-a-rino

PATREON LIVESTREAM TONIGHT! Join scharpling and Julie Klausner for a Double Threat pajama party!! Wed Aug 28th 8pm ET Patreon.com/doublethreatpod

Tonight! This will be so fun!

Hey UPS , are you taking notes on JD's incredible delivery????

He got something done

clubflyers.com

Just bought this, can't wait. xx

“I have every other part of your body”

Check your hat, sir Check your coat, sir Check your vest, sir Check your pants

Me, whenever I try on clothes

Thinking about how Hillary Clinton used her DNC speech to quote from SUFFS and remembering how Mario Cuomo’s keynote from ‘84 was just pasted together lyrics from THE RINK. This tweet will do very well. Everybody will love it

Utterly heartbroken for Jon Polin and Rachel Goldberg-Polin over the loss of Hersh. They’re extraordinary people. This conflict is terrible, horrible, inane. Each person is an entire world. The loss of a son, father, mother, daughter - Israeli or Palestinian - is a tragedy.

JD Vance every week in a resurfaced interview clip

Hey, I want to see how my Jewish friends and Jewish followers are holding up and to check on y'all to make sure y'all are doing OK

Miss when Feist would sing about counting with the fuckin’ muppets