When I realize that I left the house without putting my rings on

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Megan Fox is psychotic

Europeans smoke. They drink. They eat carbs. But they still outlive Americans. It’s not genetics. It’s not magic. Here’s why Europeans live longer (even without gyms) — and what you can do to copy their lifestyle: 🧵

Something happens to a lot of people when they go down the rabbit hole of investigating the global elite. If they go deep enough, they stop. And literally turn to Christ.

Where my people at?

chill i be late asf

boyfriend texted me "my love, I am intoxicated" and then five minutes later, his best friend sends me a photo of him, passed out, phone in hand, and zoomed in one of my selfies😂😂😂

My political beliefs

Sometimes when I feel myself getting super flustered I say “Calm down, little mama” in an Elvis voice & it kinda helps

Homeless people when you offer them food instead of cash

Making steak sando for Julia chat 😈

i love new york i just threw up on the sidewalk at 10:45 am and nobody did anything

“You can copy my homework but don’t make it obvious”

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell and everyone is just happy to see you..

🚨 | Ariana Grande has officially announced her 8th studio album, titled ‘The Life Of A Showgirl’. — Out October 3rd.

Dear Jesus, thank You for teaching us how to love people with our actions. Thank You for Your Wise Words and the incredible example of Your Love. I pray that when people see me, they will see You. Help me to keep seeking You. In Your Name, Amen.

I’ve never heard anybody say “play some jay z”