Poverty scares me more than being unmarried.

It was magnesium. I can make stuff fly with my mind again.

There’s no vegetable out here doing it like broccoli

"this is such a privileged take!!!" i think the real privilege is feeling entitled to subject your partner to the trauma of your bigoted family actually but maybe that's just bc i see my partners as human but whatever

Heterosexuality. I won’t be explaining further.

telling your parents about your problems is like adding to your problems.

have you ever sat with a group of friends and you just know you're the least favorite friend in the group and it wouldn't matter if you're there or not

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

people who hate Chris be like ‘he did this, this, and this’ and it just be the first article of misinformation on Google. y’all claim to be so smart on here (w/ access directly at your fingertips btw), but ain’t never hip to real truth because you don’t actually read. 😂😭

Yall be wanting parents. Intelligent people love being intellectually stimulated.

friendship ptsd is a thing because I had to learn the hard way that not everyone around you actually likes you.

black moms are so unnecessarily aggressive to their daughters.

I lost all respect for people who saw me breaking, and still chose to break me even more. You knew I was tired, trying to find my way back to myself, and you still made me question if love or loyalty exists. It’s crazy how some people can look you in your eyes see the pain, and

People be watching my tweets looking for signs of unhappiness in my love life whole time I’ll tweet some shit like “the feeling of being betrayed by someone you really liked is the worst” and I’m just talking bout my favorite manager not approving my PTO

Over $40K in the savings and over $300,000 in assets. My husband’s checking account $36, my checking account $280 Bill account $3000 My husband “damn we ain’t got it to eat out this week” 😂

i highly recommend a clingy, affectionate, lovey dovey partner. life's too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore.

pls don’t remind me.

I think I speak for everyone when I say I was pisseddddddd that they cancelled this show

steak & mashed potatoes at 2am

don’t argue with a Milwaukee nigga/bitch. I’m telling u.