There are two types of goodbyes—those that set you free and those that end with hot coffee flying in your face.

Having a cold mom is like having a snowman for a therapist—great advice, but you're left feeling frosty.

Can you call yourself a philosopher if you loved a woman named Sophia? If she was batshit crazy—no doubt, you’re Plato. #philosophy #Sophy #love #Plato #humor

Tokyo at night: where the neon shines brighter than your life prospects.

Your mom is so big, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil—call it a new energy source. #yourmomjokes #oil #humor

What about a gym membership that charges you double if you don’t show up? Motivation guaranteed!

A social network for introverts—where everyone just sits in silence and likes their own posts.

Copying? That’s kindergarten stuff. Trying something new? That’s like skydiving blindfolded while knitting the parachute—and praying the ground’s feeling generous.