Altuve was robbed 😾 #safe

Avengers of Healthcare join forces! Decisio is excited to announce our partnership with @GEHealthcare to change the game for clinicians and patients around the world. Learn more here: bit.ly/2tiEmMA #quadrupleaim #virtualcare #HIMSS19

Congratulations ⁦⁦Doris Lady⁩ Kojo Idrissa⁩ for being awarded the 2018 Malcolm Tredinnick Memorial Prize! This award is given once a year to someone who welcomes, nurtures and supports newcomers and helps grow a community. djangoproject.com/weblog/2019/ma…

Add the PyTexas site to your home screen—optimizes for mobile and works offline - Joel Watts. pytexas.org/2019/program/13 #pytexas2019 Thanks for the clever site goodies Paul Bailey

COVID vaccine dose #1 is in! Can y’all believe it’s here? Happy to answer questions about this innovative tool to help us control the pandemic. #maskup #CovidVaccine #houston #familymed

This is the funniest and best explanation of baseball, ever. I’m dying.

A local business seems to have forwarded their number to my phone by mistake. I’m sorry about your commode, ma’am, but I’m not a plumber.

After harrowing months of saying I'll never do OM again, it's competition day and the kids are so neat. 😊

Reporter adjectives that mean "I agree": -- "Scathing" -- "Withering" -- "Brutal"

Toilet Bot, found in the houzz bathroom.

This sheriff realizes you don't need to wait for prison to create a prisoners' dilemma HT: Alex Tabarrok

Excited about to the #pytexas talks from our developers Glen is A bot Joel Watts ELOY & director of technology Hari Radhakrishnan x.com/pytexas/status…

Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.

Welcome to the spinning world, Emma Katherine! Born 10/24 at 1910, 9 pounds 2.5 ounces, 21 inches, well loved!

As you watch the rain, contemplate why we built our city on flat land in the coastal prairie along 10 small rivers & innumerable creeks.-A

We've launched our #clinicalintelligence platform and secured $4.5 million in funding! bit.ly/1qqyBIA

Decisio Health is excited to launch Sepsis Screening & Foley Care bundles UC Health today! SCCM #sepsis

I'm pleased. Thanks to the 51 folks with gonads representing humans.