why are my best mental states on 6 hours of sleep and a 3 shot latte

Really feel like being mean to my older white man coworker who does not respect or listen to me

Anyone know of any cool mpls restaurants that are hiring?

The intrusive thoughts are winning today

It’s hard going to family events and being the bastard of the family

Kicking off shark week movie marathon with Deep Blue Sea

If anyone wants to live with us even tho we’re losing hans :/ 😳

Dolphins get high from pufferfish toxins and then play fetch with them

Love being sent to weld all day on a job site with an empty tank of gas in the burbs 👍 *not

Auntie Jo on duty 🫡

ur a bug in the swamp and im looking at u :)

Just found Brokeback Mountain on dvd in our silverware drawer

This is as close as u can get to feeling invincible

Tomorrow!

I don’t know if mushrooms belong in soup

Having an alien themed dream and shits crazy!

I need a muffin emoji