Buss down Ljubljana

Feeling like a naked mole rat walking to my 6pm class and having it be daylight

When will we see the resurgence of people having usernames like xxsvnset_x or _velvet_cxffee_lxver_

Coughing on bae and listening to the 1975

Went on a double date with my grandma tonight

How has cosmetic surgery come this far and I still can’t get my toenails permanently trimmed

Nothing like eating a lot of salami for breakfast at noon on a hot aprils day

Yogurt is the most versatile and delicious thing ever im always so pleased to be eating it

I love when grad school is spending your Friday afternoon class sitting in the grass painting a train onto a bedsheet

I think at age 9 I would have expected my current self to have a lot more friends who listen to green day than I actually do now

Thank god isabelle came back so I can hear all the celebrity gossip I didn’t even know I needed to hear

Playing 21 guns at the pregame for me and me only

Heatmiser morning cuz I was bad all day yesterday

Went from rags (drinking a tall boy in the park at 10am this morning) to riches (on the list for an elite restaurant event where I get to order all the food and booze I want for free) in the blink of an eye today

I am NOT fun to be in the car with!

My brother is ringing in his nasty 19 with a slug of Jameson followed by a chase of chlorine a Rita

I love eating yogurt it’s like eating a bowl of expensive face cream

I dreamt that a love island contestant plunged a dagger into their heart on live television bc they didn’t get to couple up w their crush it was so Shakespearean

The scouse accent is pure music to my ears