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josh ackerman

@joshuaackerman

working to build an emotionally intelligent world. product @stripe checkout & payment links.

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what ppl think it looks like to get inspired: 1. get struck by an idea 2. creativity flows out uncontrollably what it *actually* looks like to get inspired: — takes time — lots of research — requires trial & error — needs imaginative play — thrives in supportive communities

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I've been trying to craft a joke about these incredible shipping options, but I keep messing up the delivery. You, on the other hand, will never mess up a delivery if you use our next-level shipping options w/ Stripe Checkout! Signed, sealed, delivered: stripe.com/docs/payments/…

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so if square is now called block, does that make every one of their employees a *blocker*? ive spent the past few yrs trying to remove blockers from this fintech world, not sure how i feel about adding in a few thousand more

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coworker: how was your holiday break? me: after many days of careful consideration, i concluded that the letter G would be the best to build a birds nest in. it has a nice entry/exit point, provides cover from rain, and has window/table options included. how was your holiday?

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this week, i learned the number of peer reviews one can write by incentivizing oneself with a pre-portioned box of thin mints okay, and a box of not pre-portioned samoas regardless, the point here is that im grateful to the girl scouts

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my friend was complaining about how tough it is to get an F1B. i chimed in to lament the absurdity that is our US immigration system then i learned that F1B is a type of goldendoodle. just a lil different than an H1B but immigration in this country? still an absolute mess

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overseen: individual cracks open a bottle of fiji water & pours it into her dog’s bowl i love the dogs of this city & they deserve to be treated like royalty but fiji water?!? ma’am I saw your dog drinking from a puddle in the park a few moments ago and he seemed just as happy

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the tech industry *oversells* the kinds of products you can build and the technologies behind those products the tech industry *undersells* the exceptional kindness and caliber of the peers you could work with on those products

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to all of the people feeling bearish about san francisco: i cordially invite you to join me on a run through the presidio one day after work

to all of the people feeling bearish about san francisco: i cordially invite you to join me on a run through the presidio one day after work
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united: you have $6 in travel credits. where will you go? me: i cannot take one single step off my couch without spending $6. god bless the copywriter who believes that im going to be relaxing on a beach now that im rich in airline credits.

united: you have $6 in travel credits. where will you go?

me: i cannot take one single step off my couch without spending $6. god bless the copywriter who believes that im going to be relaxing on a beach now that im rich in airline credits.
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opening my calendar to find the magnificent meld of all of my monday meetings and all of my tuesday meetings jam packed together

opening my calendar to find the magnificent meld of all of my monday meetings and all of my tuesday meetings jam packed together
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departing one zoom meeting & traveling through the interwebs & showing up to my next zoom meeting with my hands on my hips and my gameface on