Fresh frozen Christ

paid for parking & still got a ticket for backing in.. ?

What's with all these downs kids pulling these hot prom dates? What are her intentions? No hot biddies took me to prom

i’m tryna be that ‘professional driver’ in car commercials who is always driving the speed limit in beautiful locations

When should I drop this song?

4 albums, no skips, nominated by pussy ass I Do Whaiwando i nominate Cousin Barry cool woodstock cowmadeofbutter amanda harris

in an attempt to disperse crowds, #DavidMcAtee, a louisville bbq chef known for serving cops free meals, was shot and killed by the police last night. he was unarmed. not only were the officers’ bodycams off, but they also left his body on the street for 12 hours. say his name.

If the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Disarm police. Defund police. Train redneck ass cops to give assistance not shoot anything that moves.

a choco taco will never betray you

hey anyone ever sodastream their own piss?

I thought Breaking Bad was awesome.

i hate when i go out in public and the public be there.

I admit to judging books by their cover

never trust anyone who wears pants with flip flops

Newtons Laws of Motion 1. An object remains at rest or in uniform motion unless acted upon by a force. 2. F=MA 3. For every reaction, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

pubity the new tmz, credible journalism

if you don’t get your seafood from Wholey’s & bread from Mancini’s you’re not a true yinzer

you know mcdonald’s gonna hit when a bunch of old ladies working

if you see a geezer on the 2300 block of east carson they’re going to the pretzel shop