Total ANZ-observed #retail spending in Australia has dipped to -8% change y/y for the week ending 17 April, the lowest y/y result since the bushfires. But brace for worse, this is just the start of the spending decline. #covid19australia #lockdown @Adelaide__T David Plank

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Trump’s hunka hunka daily love #CoronaVirusUpdates click the link to see more: washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/…

A short excerpt from my video explaining why expertise matters. Now more than ever.

What’s better than Jordan Klepper at a Trump rally? Here’s a compilation of greatest hits:

Here’s your problem, America:

Seriously, I want to know if this voter has given Trump a sufficient “chance.” Or is dead from COVID.

"People who have a sense of humor get through life more comfortably than those who don't."  #CarlReiner was one of our first #BriefButSpectaculars. I've watched this piece countless times w/ my grandfather and it always brought us closer. May he rest and be remembered, always.

What he said 🙊

landside. noun. The side of an airport terminal to which the general public has unrestricted access."the landside length of the building". #TRUMP2020Landside 🙊

Overheard a mum at school: ‘I won’t get a vaccine; I think scientists mess about too much.’ Then back into her car which she presumably found growing in a field. I’m tired.

If 2020 was a press conference

Happy 30th Anniversary! Yes, we are all getting old...

This fun fact about revolutions goes out to Elizabeth from Knoxville. #LSSC

Friend sent this to me. Apparently, Trump supporters are stamping this on the back of $5 bills. That, of course, is the Lincoln Memorial, not the White House.

What the Zhou Guanyu incident did to Silverstone tarmac

A lot of rumours today about whether Johnny Herbert will be staying with Sky Sports F1 or not - and I've got an exclusive answer from the man himself! #F1 💬 "Not going to be Sky this year unfortunately"

The new owners of World’s Famous Giant Bomb