This is sick

Curious about what Midwinter's cookin' up? Yesterday's afternoon break with co-workers turned into a lively debate about...milk 🐮

I know this is going to sound morbid, and I apologize in advance but: DAMN if I’m not going to miss Morgan Freeman when he’s gone. Amazing actor, voice of a GOD… dude makes literally everything better just by being in it.

wth is this low-rent Super Bowl halftime show going on in Detroit right now?

Hey bert kreischer I just saw your commercial for Discount Windows. Nice work! Would have been better w/ Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug though. youtu.be/MkDXl_Tt0nI

The fact that MARVEL SNAP allows Ego and Agatha Harkness to remain in the game when their bot AI can’t manage even a *passable* level of play is absolutely mind boggling. Literally the dumbest bot AI I’ve encountered, which is saying a lot.

ChatGPT-Q: “Considering the acceleration of AI tech in coming decades, how much future earning potential is there for a saxophone soloist?” ChatGPT-A: “It’s hard to predict how AI will impact the future earning potential of musicians but audience connection is unique to humans.”

You’d think the NFL could afford a set of backup chains for the playoffs.

If you were Paul Giamatti’s best friend right now you be like, “man, I sure hope they paid you a LOT of money for that Einstein bit in the Verizon commercials. Like… a lot.”

Going back to my earliest memories as a child, every time I’ve had the thought, “I wonder if this thing could fit in there,” it’s never ended well. :/

Is it not the expectation of of anyone being appointed a judge (particularly one with lifetime tenure) that you consistently exhibit good judgment?

What is happening right now Seattle Seahawks??? Wtf is even happening???

Love that pick

Will Levis right now

Has there ever been a more awful coach than the Celtics’ Joe Mazzulla heading up a team in the conference finals? This guy is not going to be able to go out in public in Boston without security.

Apple Vision Pro… Inspiring? Terrifying? Both?

Introducing our first game in development, code-named Project Loki. It’s a group adventure, a competitive sandbox and a highlights factory, all at once. It’s a blend of genres players have described as “League meets Apex meets Smash.” PLAYTEST SIGNUP @ theorycraftgames.com

We're about an hour away from our first big playtest with a ton of new friends, which makes today the best day because playtest days are the best days. Even bigger playtest days make today... also a best day. It's not a competition. Also ICYMI: a lil' clip from yesterday.

TFW you come home from a two week vacation and discover that your dog sitter has been smoking fentanyl in your guest room.

Rookie mistake.