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Oh yeah? How can I be a germaphobe if I don’t even believe in germaphobia? Check mate.

PSA Unless you like your eyes to boil, don’t stand too close to the kitchen mirror when you’re fixing your hair. Especially if someone is cooking popcorn in it.

Sometimes I almost miss being a content creator. Merry xmas the internet.

I wish Twitter still existed so I could read all the tweets about TikTok rn.

lol “ban” I’ve had power outages that lasted longer than that… maybe even hiccups.

my watch says it’s time to stand. 12:53am, guess I’ll hop outta bed and put some laundry away?

I really thought by this point in my life I’d just be hanging out at Disneyland 300+ days a year.

I’m so sick of misinformation. Also, did you hear that at midnight on 4/1, teslas are being upgraded to emit a synthetic version of Elon’s actual farts whenever you play the car’s fart sound?

Don’t you love when you’ve been cooking dinner for 20 minutes and then you realize you’ve been cooking for zero minutes because the grill ran out of propane right after you started?

Losing mint really fucked my tax process.

So at this point the final season of stranger things is going to be told by the grandkids of the original characters, right?

wtf was that? 😐 s02e08

Hey Spotify, do you have a block option? I definitely never have to hear the songs, footloose or highway to the danger zone ever again.

God I miss Twitter

eating an apple with my cracker jacks rn and it’s kind of a game changer.

IBEW 569 #ForTheFaithful

Tailgating #ForTheFaithful LFGSD!!!

Somebody ate my hot dog. Oh wait, that was me. #ForTheFaithful

I think I’m kind of obsessed with e-bikes