Me: "How much time do I have left doctor?" Doctor: "5" Me: "5 what? Years? Months?" Doctor: "4" Me:

The concept of us being bosses is so weird. Bc when I meet my juniors on Geco Sunday I want to buy them shottoz

Since the rains started; land selling companies retreated to their cocoons. No more site visits and adverts.

Skin. The Skin does not lie.

Elite trend

Indian weddings are such a vibe! 🙌🏾❤️ 🇮🇳

🎶 Cheki ule manzi anavyokam Anavyocheza drum Anavyokata

Big Dawg

Corporate Friday survival tip: If you can’t solve it by noon, it’s officially a Monday issue

Beloved, that is enough screen time. Let us all touch some grass. Close those laptops, we try again next week.

When the robber finds you watching an Arsenal game

So tomorrow is Monday again? We can't keep living like this!

I can get a mama fua to do my laundry every week but I can't watch Max Verstappen DNF on that LG washing machine.

FIRST-EVER WRC WIN! 🏆 History made in Kenya! Takamoto Katsuta and Aaron Johnston take their maiden WRC win at the demanding Safari Rally Kenya. A sensational drive through one of rally’s toughest challenges! #WRC | #SafariRallyKenya 🇰🇪

Mum: Who sold our house and car? Me in London on 24th May 2026 watching Arsenal lift EPL.

i think the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

My Pastor: No reward for "Sinners" Me:

If football is art, this is a masterpiece 🖼️ #UCL

Kman 🇰🇪 Sensei Official Kenya Airways Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 articulated it quite well. Official Kenya Airways get your marketing in order. Start giving out notebooks 📔 & pens 🖊️ 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾