dr: we had to remove your colon me why

So I met keanu once. He was a guest on the one show. Hollywood stars usually had an entourage. Will smith had 7 4x4s filled with people. Keanu turned up by himself. in makeup he declared himself a fan of a show I’d done in the US before I could even fan boy. We discussed hair.

Just saw a boy mixing Cola and Cola zero 50/50. What does that make? Cola 50? Cola 0.5? What's the numeric value of normal Cola?

I remember when my mum sat up waiting for our French exchange student to come home late one night and when he finally rolled in at 1 o’clock in the morning she asked "What time do you call this?!" and he replied "Une heure du matin" and she said thanks, I’ve always wondered.

Stack Overflow releases its own keyboard.

I had a row recently with a good friend

I'm a 10X engineer, but I know other status codes too especially in the 50X and 40X range

[Ordering in the drive thru] Can you make the kids meals the same, please? Please, exactly the same. I mean Exactly. The. Same. They WILL count the fries.

I should have put this on photo. #Emmys

So, judging by this photo, they’ve being trying to literally interview the White House? No wonder it won’t cooperate.

Huge if true

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People talked about $GME a whole bunch in January, but I don't think you realize just what is happening in the market and how this one stock could result in the greatest transfer of wealth in human history... so, I give you this thread: Why is GameStop a game changer? 1/

The best summary of the Gamestop stock situation I've come across right here.

The corruption in the US stock markets at the moment with #GME and #AMC is unbelievable. Where is the regulation?

Here's a site that lets you visualise just how rich the richest people in the world are, and what the world could do with that wealth. It's pretty shocking. mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

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