just had to explain to my mom what DOGE is

touring band playing my house tonight held their set and started 15 minutes late because the drummer needed to charge, and then hit, their vape.

emailed a venue for booking the next tour. they didn’t respond - but did add me to their mailing list, so now I get emails about their emo night bullshit, etc.

Joan’ve Ark

Shirley Temple was actually named after the drink and not vice-versa like people seem to think. Her brother was named Root Beer

I’m on that shit that killed Bill Clinton

guy at the movie theater for a 10:00 showing last night groaned when the trailers came on and out loud said “ugh do we have to watch the trailers? I have work in the morning” like he hadn’t willingly purchased a ticket for a 10pm movie.

It’s kind of messed up Brian Wilson died while I get to keep living because I didn’t even write one song on pet sounds

“it’s ‘sticky’, meaning it sticks to your hands, or that it’s like a stick”

have you ever heard “Gangsta’s Paradise” on the radio ever?

me and 12:48pm

if this was my band and an agent gave me this routing I would fire them

asked a pressing plant about doing these 4” records and they sent me back an email with a virus in it

interesting way to route and cluster these dates

when i got fired from the movies for eating popcorn right out of the scoop from the machine at work in front of a customer when i was really drunk he was said "you can't do that" and i said look buddy this is just the reality of the situation