I guess I’m back...

Not working is more stressful than working. All I wanna do is take naps 😫

Can’t even use the bathroom in peace. And everyone else is ‘conveniently’ asleep. #donthavekids

Why the f*ck do men do this????!!!!!!

I wanna go back to sleep buuuuuuuuuuut, bus duty 😩

On today’s Ted Talk, we’ll be discussing the innate ability that children possess to work their moms last nerve.

We just had to turn the heat on 🧐 fall, is that you?

So we’ve been waiting on school uniforms since Aug. 3 and all the co is telling me is ‘next week, next week’. @EEPDirStuSup what can we do?

So it’s just gonna rain all fall break week while we’re in Waco? Next year, we’re going to Gatlinburg...

Jarrod Lawson Ticket Giveaway #giveaway #win kingsumo.com/g/rqzyh5/jarro…

I love my kids but we’re all sick and dad isn’t available. Is it wrong that I want to bust their heads to the white meat because they’re bugging the shit outta me and I can’t get any rest/recharge?

Happy April! Celebrating our birthday tomorrow (Apr 8!) by hanging out on IG live around 4pm pst. Hope to see you there 🌷😘🌷

Keep shopping with Amazon since Walmart is trying to rob you anyways. It says $40, not $160.

This just in…I’m crushing my language lessons on Duolingo 💪 Join me? invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5CWWKSX…

This just in…I’m crushing my language lessons on Duolingo 💪 Join me? invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5CWWKSX…

I now know the diff b/t black funerals and non black funerals. 😑

Happy Thanksgiving. So grateful for each of you & proud to share that our album will be released 2/5 (1/2)

It Me!! We're discussing the #MayonnaiseMonster story #StevenUniverse #Chiraq and more!! soundcloud.com/infrontofcompa…