The clocks should go back an hour every day

Music to my ears

I really miss dancing in dirty, sweaty clubs.

In London this is Brixton

Clocks going back day is my favourite day of the year

Now going through all my sent ‘Merry Christmas’ messages, seeing who didn’t reply and blocking them. 😊

I don’t make new year’s resolutions but this year I want to drink more mezcal and I think that’s achievable

Well you’ve ruined my night RuPaul Thanks very much

Wind chimes should be illegal

I wish we had raccoons in the UK.

Our dog left a giant poo in the middle of our dining room/office in the dead of night Then the robo-vacuum awoke at 7am to complete its programmed run, and fastidiously smeared shit all over the house I'm taking it as a horrific canine/AI repudiation against indoor mixing 🤢

I’ve fallen in love at the vaccination centre

People who play music super loud whilst living in an apartment block should be thrown off the roof

Gays love a zipcar

I’m on day 4 of covid and I feel so rough I would happily volunteer to get beheaded

Selling one secret garden party ticket at face value via ticketsellers resale: ww2.theticketsellers.co.uk/q/7a4fc1add1f1…

So incredibly jealous of everyone going to Glastonbury 😭

I will literally send one (1) email and then be like oh I've earned a break

People who fly tip should be forced to eat the stuff they’ve dumped until they die