You thought I'd forgotten.

So when do I get my blue check mark?

Stuck in 2020: send help.

Twitter made this tweet for me. Twitter this is literally all I do with you, you don't need to steal my thunder. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Even though I don't post I have been a really big Twitter lurker. This year though I gave it up and it's been a delightful change. I'm sure I'll go back at some point but it's nice being less plugged in.

Okay, okay. But just once a year.

It's 11:43pm and I have to remember to log on to this site because of a dumb thing I thought would be funny 15 years ago.

Here I am once again. Too bad I have nothing to tweet.

I shall never twitter again.

I just don't feel like Twitter is a good place for a meaningful conversation.

I really regret using Twitter as a verb in my first tweet.

Gah, I got the AM and the PM mixed up. From now on I just shoot for the right day. See you next year.