Does anyone under 40 write cursive, or is that for the over-40 crowd like me?

Meat Loaf eating Meatloaf

👏👏👏

SPOTTED: A braver person than I am.

Best line I’ve heard in a decade. The food’s decent too.

Well after almost 8 months, I’ve finally received my order of graded cards.

👏👏👏

fyi these Girl Scout French toast cookies are tremendous. Thin Mints next!

I matched my shoes & shirt today w/o realizing it…I look like I am sponsored by adidas.

Yep (cc: Easy Star All-Stars)

#blizzard2022

Time for the Chiefs to go burrow their heads in the sand.

I hope Brady takes out a full-page ad in a local Boston newspaper, and only thanks the Bucs.

I have to stop shaving my head with a razor w/bad double vision. Damnit.

5 years later, this is still on Twitter 🤦‍♂️…😂

I really needed this tonight, thanks Devin Townsend. youtu.be/ObDoiWo417g

For the love of god, please stop throwing your soiled masks on the ground. It’s gross.

Good morning, and #HappyValentinesDay

I see Pink Floyd is trending…so here’s a photograph of my Floyd tattoo. 😃