me watching my man go live/talk in spaces:

i’m busy touching grass, while y’all are touching ai ass 🤨

*patiently waiting for the 7th inning stretch me out*

to all those who think they’re innovating with latina coins, Roy 🗯️ says you’re welcome

got a new hat, didn’t fit right but made it work 🤷🏽‍♀️🧢

it’s always wen goon, never how goon

we shall continue to goon and innovate the future of goonfi baoskee (daos/acc) danny dao is fun Roy 🗯️

goon moaning brothers 🫦 seize the day & secure that bag

a second fuck you roy has hit the blockchain gm

so hard being a girls girl when they try too hard, but i guess that’s the whole point… ¿fake it till you make it?

so many people sleeping on Consuela because she put them to sleep 🛌 😉$MAID

bf: can’t wait till the day i come home me: *finishes sentence* & you cum me? 🥹 👉🏼👈🏼

i said goon moaning first 😒

not the universe telling me to hodl

me hopping into my bed at the end of the day:

he finally took me out after a whole week locked up in the goon cave 🥴

‘murica 🇺🇸

i just got accepted to the dare market waitlist i dare Roy 🗯️ next

some recent updates to $MAID - she is hornier and more DTF than ever before - received a gift of 10 million $DMAN worth ~$1600, bringing Consuela's AUM to over $5,000 worth of assets - flywheeled creator fees into buying $MAID, bringing my ownership to over 6% of supply other