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Simon Thorne

@jokesnguns

Yeah, yeah, that's great and all but... I don't speak fuckboy. I got my FBI badge outta the crackerjack box and I may be kookoo for cocoa puffs. ||RP21+||#Snafu

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@jokesnguns

10 years ago

Hated the spaghetti thing. Ate it anyway to make Katie happy.

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10 years ago

Loots the freezer for popsicles.

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10 years ago

Text Marcus. Katie's doing great by the way.

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10 years ago

Peeks in at Katie sleeping. Tiptoes to bathroom to devour booze stash.

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10 years ago

Text Marcus. She made me fold laundry and do some Ikea crib thing.

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10 years ago

Voluntarily did the crib.

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10 years ago

Has seen Carl cry plenty of times. Thinks he's a giant drama queen.

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Simon Thorne
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10 years ago

Text Marcus. You okay?

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10 years ago

//me right now over carcus

//me right now over carcus
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10 years ago

text Marcus. I'm halfway through my second bottle of vodka. Don't tell Katie.

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10 years ago

HOLD ME x.com/ConflictCruelt…

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10 years ago

//Who the fuck is Francis???

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10 years ago

//GLADLY x.com/barricadebcy/s…

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10 years ago

//I MAY HAVE JUST MADE IT WORSE x.com/ConflictCruelt…

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10 years ago

//Hear that? My first name is Agent.

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10 years ago

//TOO LATE. x.com/barricadebcy/s…

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10 years ago

//Small but impactual replies. x.com/ConflictCruelt…

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10 years ago

//Painful wasn't it? x.com/ConflictCruelt…

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10 years ago

Licking frosting out of the bowl.

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9 years ago

In The Blood Read: tl.gd/n_1spoppf