If you’re a fan of Bill Murray and you haven’t seen The Man Who Knew Too Little then what are you even doing with your life

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You haven’t even seen my final form yet

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You guys ever watch, like, 8 #HotOnes in a row?

The best roast that there’s ever been. RIP to the legend. youtu.be/L-9wo_apQ1s

Hello, I just texted to say I emailed. Sincerely, Your kid’s school

Every year or two I remember what’s probably the most scarily/stunningly impressive linguistic feat I’ve ever seen. Every time, I think I must be mistaken, then I read the thing, and I just shake my head in disbelief. It’s been twenty years. Let me tell you about it.

You guys ever wake up at like 5am and your brain won’t let you fall back asleep because it’s thinking about the plot of the latest My Little Pony movie because for sure yeah me neither

Saw one of these on the road yesterday and couldn’t believe that that’s actually street legal jalopnik.com/congratulation…

My new instrumental album is out!! You can find it anywhere digitally to download or stream. Click the link in my bio to preorder the vinyl if you weren’t a Kickstarter backer!

"You know who else briefly went offline?" -Youth pastor

One of my absolute favorite podcasts Heavyweight Podcast is going exclusive to Spotify. It’s a shame, and I will miss it.

"Dad, I dug a hole".

You can tell I have just sat down for you see my child is asking for something

Haven’t been on Twitter for a little while. Can someone catch me up?

The people that do the backstories for the olympians probably also write online recipes

Took a year off Twitter this time. Did I miss anything?

Merry Christmas! youtu.be/88YuojPzBcs?si…