I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?" As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.

Ironic that the possibility of Twitter going down is making me actually spend time on this website for a change

Imagine you have a drug problem and I organize an intervention for you but there’s a DJ

I just woke up to the news about the Club Q shooting. It’s sad that we can build algorithms to determine how likely a person is to buy a vehicle, but we can’t get someone the help they need before they end up this deep down one of these extremist rabbit holes.

Twitter feels like Parler on steroids now😳

What I think anytime one of you basic fucks posts your Coachella-ass Spotify festival lineup (not OC, couldn’t figure out who made it)

Y’know @KanyeWest when Alex Jones is the voice of reason it’s probably time to seek serious professional help

“horsegiirL” sounds like it would be an emotionally scarring porn video your friends show you on like 8chan

Donald Trump’s NFTs look exactly how you would expect them to look

In an entire room of people who aren’t DJs for a change. We all gave each other a standing ovation 👏

Greta Thunberg body shaming Andrew Tate was the best possible way to end 2022

I only even learned who Andrew Tate was a few months ago and he’s behind bars for human trafficking (again). He’s like the clowny henchman they kill off in a super absurd way after a single episode of a series

I don’t think @PortillosHotdog meant to clown on DJs, but in doing so they’ve earned my business for life

Insurrection 2: Brazilian Boogaloo

Why does Four Tet look like when you try to imagine a person you met once ten years ago

It just hit me that Andrew Tate’s business is a multi-level mansplaining scheme

I refuse to believe somebody would name a company OceanGate without fully intending for it to become a bottomless Internet rabbit hole

💥 Here's the lineup for 𝐋𝐢𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄, my friends and my after-hours group birthday party on the evening of Saturday, September 28th. Get your tickets while they're still only $10: shotgun.live/events/li-bram…