Kiethisms

Crossover film suggestion Alien Vs John Wick

'The PM wants to watch a film. Can he use your Netflix account?' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

So, self defence for recent attacks 🤔

Who thinks Jonathan Ashworth has done a better job of storming off than Michael Portillo?

Only the right kind of Jew can go ‘home’

The media using lies and exaggeration to undermine a Labour leader? Unprecedented 🤔

Maybe, in return for keeping Gibraltar, we should give Spain Land's End?

Slamming the stable door after the clothes horse has bolted theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Cash only

Economies grow when the government doesn't balance the budget

Starmer to do without clothes

Why do the Labour cabinet even go to Conference? They are going to ignore anything decided there anyway?

For the enormous coffees

Even his pockets are in their pockets

Turns out, Starker does have his hands in other peoples pockets

Always remember One of these men had the power to deal with racism in Labour The other is Jeremy Corbyn #SocialistSunday

Reported for targeted harassment and racist tropes (wonder if David has a degree from Cambridge like Diane has?)

I don't know why Starmer and he cabinet didn't just ask members to donate to raise money, like they used to? Ohhhhhhhh!