These ghouls, man. Why hire people of color when you can just generate AI journalists with ethnic names? 🥴

people on here will say the godfather was lit poorly because they can't see everything in the frame.

absolutely yes, Amadeus is the greatest movie ever made about what it truly means to be a hater

this was the height of american culture

I saw the tv glow (2024)

I believe that belongs to Mr. Gilmore!

can’t wait until i turn 50 and the mayor of los angeles makes me choose between becoming a wellness guy or a “put on eight rings and four scarves to get groceries” guy.

never seen anyone more confused than the straight film bros at my screening of “i saw the tv glow”

the real lesson here is the blazers should definitely try to get worse.

cody williams was who i wanted anyway. i am not coping whatsoever.

donovan clingan has the face of someone whose life story gets turned into a movie starring dennis quaid.

rudy go burrrrrrrr

just trimmed my cat’s claws.

I really wasn’t expecting this tweet to go where it did

all the parents at this brewery look like they have extensive improv experience.

they’re going to win the series, but this celtics team really has the most skilled collection of bed shitters in nba history.

year of the hater

Anyone with three cities in their bio actually lives in the least cool of the three

me but with “so help me todd”

it's honestly incredible that two men who have spent their entire careers overwriting about basketball by many thousands of words can claim to not have the ability to remember 12 additional nouns