.TYSON FURY Poppy is in training, and reckons she could go 12 rounds with you. Up for the challenge?

Are you concerned by the incredibly high number of COVID-19 cases in the UK, the rising numbers of hospitalisations and deaths? If so, please RT this. The government need to start taking responsibility 🚨

It's not a mistake. It's corrupt, it's contemptible and it's not a one-off. #Marr

The Met Police happens to be, this week, prosecuting an alleged illegal gathering on December 18 last year. Not in Downing Street, but a house in Ilford.

To be fair to them, they had to organise it at No 10 as they couldn’t manage to sort one out in a brewery #DowningStreetParties #ToriesOutNow

.@CWhittaker_MP will you be submitting a vote of no confidence in Boris Johnson? I am a member of your constituency, and am disgusted by his complete inability to tell the truth.

.Aaron Marsh copeland Have you thought about either a paid live stream and/or recording of the upcoming Caverns show? I would pay good money for that!

.Carlos Corberán Shame we didn’t get over the line today, but you and the Huddersfield Town team have done a fantastic job this season and you should all be proud! #utt

We got Poppy some Yakers chews and she loves them #tailsdotcom

.Daisy Haggard We have just smashed through both seasons of Back To Life in two days - it was hilarious and exciting in equal measure. Thank you!

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New copeland album is 🔥 Anyone else think Should You Return could be the new Bond theme? #RevolvingDoors

Is it going to turn out that Liz Truss is taking part in a reboot of Trading Places, and somewhere there’s a competent Prime Minister collecting trolleys at Asda? #ThickLizzie

Can’t see Liz Truss ordering a leafy salad anytime soon #GeneralElection2022

Conference pears implies the existence of Premier League pears #PremierLeague #dadjoke

The Suella Braverman illegal Rwanda plan which will take just 200 people has a side note Rwanda will be sending their refugees to the U.K. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you send me an Excel file called Book1.xlsx then you are going to Hell

Never thought I’d get to see a Robert Plant solo gig, unbelievable i am meme