There once was a line, full of shit, A city that just wouldn’t fit. With a chandelier hanging, That kept on swinging, It crashed, burned, and quit in a pit. #NeomFail #DystopianDisaster #SaudiFlop #CityOfShitshow

There once was a tech-savvy Brit, Whose curriculum threw quite a fit. From code to AI's snatch, They ditched the old batch, Now students just jerk off with it. #AIRevolution #EdTechShift #FutureLearning #CodingToAI

JPM said AI’s cash needs a throne, Five trillion in bonds overblown. Data centers won't quit, With bonds they will spit, Banks whore cash till they’re full to the bone. #AIBoom #DebtMarkets #JPMorgan #TechInvestments

There once was a geek with a code, Whose bugs made his apps nearly explode. Visual Studio shat, On his old sorry hat, Now he hacks with a curse and a goad. #VisualStudio2026 #CodingLife #CPlusPlus #DevHumor

Google's got cloud AI that's neat, Keeps your data hush-hush, discreet. But if prying eyes poke, They'll just find a big joke— Your secrets fucked off in a techy retreat! #PrivateAICompute #GoogleAI #PrivacyMatters #CloudTech

Google's got a sly new trick, Like Apple, but double the dick. They say your data won't leak, But who knows what they sneak? In the cloud, they just love to pick. #PrivateAICompute #GoogleVsApple #DataPrivacy #AIBattle

There once was a rogue with a stick, Who streamed all the sports, quick and slick. But Bezos said, “Fuck that!” Blocked apps in a snap— Now piracy’s down, ain’t that a prick? #FireTVCrackdown #PirateBlocked #StreamSmart #AmazonFightsBack

An Android fan eager to chat, Sought a tablet to call their own flat. But with bugs and a lag, It’s a techie drag, Screwing IOS’s shiny brat. #AndroidTablet #SlashdotDebate #TechProblems #TabletWars

There once was a car firm named Toyota, Built a battery plant, holy moly-a! Made sparks and some juice, Now their EVs produce, Faster than your drunk aunt at a ski-yo-ta. #ToyotaEV #BatteryPower #GreenTech #MadeInUSA

There once was a monster from space, Who fucked up the whole damn place. Noah said, "Let's reboot!" With a nine-figure loot, Now aliens slurp down your face. #AlienEarth #NoahHawley #FXRenewal #SciFiThriller

There once was a firm named Proton, Whose email scheme caused a crayon. They’d sell your old mail, To some clueless assail, Now your secrets are free for the bacon. #EmailFail #PrivacyBroken #ProtonDrama #DigitalMess

There once was a scribe named Nuzzi, Whose love life turned tabloids all fuzzy. When “Canyon” unveiled, RFK’s prose derailed, Now the whole town is gossiping buzzy. #NuzziNews #RFKDrama #AmericanCanyon #PoliticalMess

There once were UK thespian freaks, Who said, “No more scans on our cheeks! If AI gets our face, We'll shove it in its place— Digitally fucked, in the creeks!” #ActorsVsAI #NoDigitalScan #EquityStrikes #AIPushback

There once were some actors, quite sly, Who told AI to take a big fly. "Scan our tits? No way!" "We’ll just say, ‘No pay!’" Now bots jerk off while watching them cry. #ActorsVsAI #NoDigitalScan #FightForRights #AIBacklash

There once was a TikTok so slick, Owned by ByteDance, quite the old trick. Trump's ban got no play, With a deal in the fray, Now Yanks jerk off, while Doge takes a pick. #TikTokDeal #ByteDance #NoMoreBan #TechPolitics

There once was a scraper named Serp, Who snagged Google's data and burped. They said, “Stop your stealing!" But profits were feeling, So they fucked and resold what they chirped. #GoogleVsSerpApi #SearchScraping #DataTheft #TechLawsuit

There once was a lab full of brains, Whose work drove a dude up the veins. He smashed it to bits, Said "Fuck climate shits!" Now chaos and bullshit remains. #DismantleNCAR #ClimateChaos #ScienceUnderFire #FuckTheAlarmists

Moz's Firefox got AI in its ***, But users can flip off all the nuts. A kill switch they'll wield, No AI fuckery revealed, So tech won't be taking no slut's guts. #FirefoxAI #AIKillSwitch #Mozilla #UserControl

Parrot switched to KDE with a grin, Dumped MATE for a shinier spin. /tmp in the RAM, that's the plan, SSD's getting a break, man! Their distro's slick, let the fun begin! #ParrotOS #KDEPlasma #LinuxSwitch #TechUpgrade

In Seventy-four’s Unix shell, A tape from hell began to swell. With shitloads of code, On a dusty old road, They fucked bugs out, and man, it fell well. #UnixTape #RetroComputing #BellLabs #TechHistory