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Joel Engel

@joelengel

Long-ago journalist for the likes of the NYT and LAT. Current author/co-author of about 20 books who thinks sarcasm is the highest form of patriotism.

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It was never meant to be a moment etched in baseball history. No one walked into Fenway Park on August 8, 1982, expecting to witness anything more than the usual rhythm of summer baseball—hot dogs in hand, scorecards scrawled with pencil, and the comforting murmur of the crowd

It was never meant to be a moment etched in baseball history. No one walked into Fenway Park on August 8, 1982, expecting to witness anything more than the usual rhythm of summer baseball—hot dogs in hand, scorecards scrawled with pencil, and the comforting murmur of the crowd
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In just six days, Israel has changed the Middle East forever. We’re witnessing what I believe is the most stunning and masterful military and intelligence campaign in history. And while most people surely realize that Israel’s successes are impressive, I’m not sure the moment

In just six days, Israel has changed the Middle East forever. 

We’re witnessing what I believe is the most stunning and masterful military and intelligence campaign in history. And while most people surely realize that Israel’s successes are impressive, I’m not sure the moment
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At this point, what’s keeping the police from bolting? One thing may be fear of the mob, who’d treat them much worse than the French who collaborated with the Nazis.

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How is it that the audience, let alone everyone else sitting at that desk, didn’t immediately burst into hysterical laughter?

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A former empire now reduced to an effete and sniveling set of competing interests whose vector is its own conquest and subjugation has predictable thoughts about another country that just gosh darnit doesn’t want to join the suicide.

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There are things called “photo archives,” and in these archives are hundreds of thousands of photos going back 150 years in which both crowds of people and smaller groups are caught at random on the street, in parks, clubs, stadiums, etc. So, PhD, test your hypothesis.

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40 million people in Canada. If the country quintupled its carbon footprint, the effect on the climate worldwide would be 0.000000000001%.

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During a search last week I was directed to a Healthline article that referred multiple times to "people with penises." Not mentioned: man, men, male.

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You can't be this dumb. Posting this must be some sort of initiation ritual, like hazing, to get accepted into Tucker Carlson's club.

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WAPO reporter Evan Hill is posting exact hit locations in Israel. This information serves no purpose except assist Iranian bomb damage assessment (BDA). Evan previously worked for Qatar's Al Jazeera. In response to people raising concern, he made his account private. Strange.

WAPO reporter <a href="/evanhill/">Evan Hill</a> is posting exact hit locations in Israel. This information serves no purpose except assist Iranian bomb damage assessment (BDA). Evan previously worked for Qatar's Al Jazeera. In response to people raising concern, he made his account private. Strange.