[bursts through the door, panting] the jumbo jet the canadian olympic equestrian team uses to transport their horses is called AIR HORSE ONE

“Many medical decisions can be fatal: … The medical system deals with issues of consent and capacity on a daily basis, and it does it well ... The courts have no place in the hospital rooms and doctor’s offices of the nation.” ⁦👍🏻👍🏻 André Picard⁩ theglobeandmail.com/opinion/articl…

Senator Bernie Sanders Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health on the US healthcare system: "Poverty in America is a death sentence".

Unhappy 10th (at least) anniversary to ⁦Metrolinx⁩ - the neighborhood house guest who still doesn’t acknowledge that they’ve long since worn out their welcome and won’t say when they are leaving. (Photo taken yesterday)

Nobody expects the Spammish Inquisition.

Siri, how hard can I facepalm without causing injury?

@diversedbd You're the guy who idiots think is an idiot.

This is possibly the funniest SNL skit ever made, lol

With parts of Durham Region under a HEAT ALERT, we remind residents to never leave a child or pet in the car, not even for a minute.Temperatures inside a vehicle can rise to life-threatening levels very quickly.

It’s my first morning as Head of Global IT for planet Earth. I think it’s gone pretty well so far.

In honor of the Olympics, the greatest SNL short ever made. Men's Synchronized Swimming.

Off to a great start at Camp Oki, excited to be sharing the week with ⁦Camp Jumoke⁩ and ⁦Campfire Circle⁩ ⁦Camp Oki⁩

Beach Party! ⁦Camp Oki⁩

Closing Campfire! Thanks for the week, campers! ⁦Camp Oki⁩ ⁦Camp Jumoke⁩ ⁦Campfire Circle⁩

“PETERSON Too bad! It’s not my job to make people feel better! FACILITATOR It kind of is, actual –“ ⁦ Regulator-immune psychologist vs SCERP facilitator, per ⁦Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩⁩ in ⁦The Globe and Mail⁩ theglobeandmail.com/opinion/articl…

Wah wah (sad trombone or baby crying, choose whichever you prefer): ⁦Robyn Doolittle⁩ in ⁦The Globe and Mail⁩: Jordan Peterson challenges his lawyer’s bill after losing case against College of Psychologists. Turns out it’s expensive to be toxic. theglobeandmail.com/business/artic…

Don’t forget to turn your clocks back. But just an hour. Not like years or decades.

Brilliant summary of how this place works.

For Pi Day I was going to tell a joke about pi, but it's irrational.

I passed my swim test ⁦Campfire Circle⁩