Guy at the bar in SLC looked exactly like NoHo Hank

what if i hugged you really tight and then loosened my grip slowly and then told you your blood pressure is 140/90

This is beautiful to me

girl put your records on…or they…

*Caroline Polachek voice*

I deserve to be with the piantas on a beach in Delfino

lmao drake is really cooked huh

Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers

Bury him under the fuckin jail

Lips of an Angel by Hinder

Let’s not forget the brave users at Rap Genius, working ceaselessly through the night to annotate these diss tracks as soon as they appear

“Critics are within their rights to dislike Taylor Swift’s latest album.” The phrasing of this particular sentence is…interesting. Like we’re getting off on a legal technicality or something.

I love Bob Iger