The 95-year-old lives in Romsey but was last seen on Edinburgh Road, Blackburn about 8.30pm on 13 March. Anyone who has seen Thomas is urged to call the Romsey Police Station on (03) 5429 5461. More at ➡ go.vic.gov.au/4chccWi

Police are appealing for public assistance to locate missing Footscray man Sandor. The 80-year-old was last seen at a care facility on Buckley Street in Footscray on 18 March. Call Footscray Police Station on (03) 8398 8900. More at ➡ go.vic.gov.au/4aoYr6y

Hi Swamp. Of Patrick Dangerfield's 257 behinds, what percentage are to the left?

Police are appealing for public assistance to help locate missing man Malcolm. The 39-year-old was last seen on Sir Laurence Drive, Seaford about 12.30pm on Saturday, 23 March. Anyone who has seen Malcolm is urged to call the Frankston Police Station on 9784 5555. 125453

A friend of mine was concerned the Blues might get done tonight. I won't mention his name. DJM #AFLNorthBlues #AFLRoosBlues

The 13-year-old was last seen on Pasadena Blvd, Clyde at approximately 1:30am on Monday 1 April. Athena was last seen wearing a black hoodie with 'social club' writing, black pants, black shoes (Nike Air Force). Anyone with info ☎️ Cranbourne Police Station on (03) 5991 0600.

The 16-year-old was last seen at Bendigo Train Station on 3 April around 3am. Police believe Alexey may be in the Bendigo area and are concerned for his welfare due to his age. 📲 Cranbourne Police Station on (03) 5991 0600.

Stephen is missing. Police are appealing for public assistance to help locate missing Brookfield man Stephen. The 46-year-old was last seen leaving a Clarkes Road address on 28 March, about 2pm.

The 24-year-old was last seen on Karingal Drive, Frankston around 12pm on April 3. Anyone who sights Sarah or has information on her whereabouts is urged to contact Frankston Police 9784 5555.

William is missing. The 14-year-old was last seen in Kings Park about 11 pm on 3 April. Police and family have concerns for his welfare due to his age and the length of time he has been missing. Anyone with information is urged to contact Sunshine Police Station on 9313 9333.

Tamikah is missing. The 16-year-old was last seen at her Kalkallo home on 31 March. Police and family have concerns for her welfare due to her age and a medical condition.

Charlette is missing. The 15-year-old was last seen in Kurunjang on Monday. Charlette is known to frequent the Kurunjang, Melton and Melbourne CBD areas. Anyone who sights her is urged to contact Melton Police Station on (03) 9747 7999.

The 52-year-old was last seen on Sheehan Road, Torwood on 5 April. It is believed Peter may be travelling in a Mazda 3 bearing registration SXY226, and may be in the Rutherglen, Wangaratta, Giffard or Beechworth areas. ☎️ Warragul Police Station on (03) 5622 7111.

Kira is missing. The 12-year-old was last seen on Tassel Drive Warragul at approximately 7pm on Wednesday 17 April. Anyone with information on her whereabouts is urged to contact Warragul Police Station on ☎️ (03) 5622 7111.

The last time the State Of Origin was on in Melbourne my mate bought me a ticket. Let's see if he's still a good bloke and does the same thing tomorrow. I won't mention his name. DJM

The 62-year-old left his Reservoir address at about 6:30pm on Wednesday 19 June and has not been heard from since. John is known to use public transport and frequents the Brunsiwck area. Anyone with info contact ☎️ Reservoir Police Station on (03) 9460 6744.

My friend should change his name to Con. I won't mention his name. DJM #ConArtist

A friend of mine is a deadset fraud. I'm sick of him and R**k. I won't mention his name. DJM

Hi DJM

I thought we were mates. Clearly not. $1.90. #StabbedInTheBack DJM