#fun #gig tonight at the always mind blowing #naturalhistorymuseum Big thanks to Ed Byrne for top compering and introducing! . . . . #livemusic #corporateevents #corporateentertainment… instagram.com/p/Bn2D0jeHtVI/…

Jobber Quotes

Happy New Year! Now it’s time to do our tax returns!

Sorry, petrol’s gone down from 30p a mile to 20p. Fee’s alright though....

“The beautiful sound of the saxophone is the perfect instrument for creating a warm and relaxing atmosphere as your guests arrive as well as during the meal, creating style and ambience for you & your guests to enjoy.”

Make sure your car’s facing the right way, all about making a quick get out after the gig.

You know, it's nice to do an originals gig from time to time, but I won't rely on those type of gigs.

Black shirt, check, white shirt, check, brown shoes, check, black shoes, check. don't forget a dinner shirt too for those real earners

a good hatchback will see you through the next 10-15 years of heavy gigging. make sure you have an extension lead in the boot at all times

Maybe bring your suits to change into, lads - nobody likes a sweaty front line

If you're a gigging musician these days, you need an iPad. You'll lose work if you don't get one soon.

What's the best app for reading PDFs from an iPad?

Don't bother button up your jacket unless it's to the middle. They're not listening, they're looking.

A fantastic day! 3 venues, 2 bands, 1 beetle! #WanderingLondon #Gigs #LiveMusic

You simply need an iPad for your gigs these days. x.com/bbcthree/statu…

Ah yes. The tax deductible, pre gig curry. One of the many perks of the life.

Nobody thinks that. Nobody.