Joanna (@jo_annachao) 's Twitter Profile
Joanna

@jo_annachao

Moderately grumpy Software Designer at @chime, ex-FB. Mom of two tiny sociopaths. Always bringing the real talk.

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There are 2 type of ambiguity: -within the team’s control: to be resolved via gathering insights and making intentional tradeoffs -beyond its control: chaos in company direction and lack of priority or clear strategy from leadership, to be suffered rather than resolved

Nicole Lee Schroeder, PhD (@nicole_lee_sch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Not wearing a mask indoors right now is the perfect analogy for ableism. When you don't wear a mask, and you look over and see me masked, here's what I can read in your action: 1/7

Joanna (@jo_annachao) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I dumped a guy once because he showed up to a date wearing a long wool coat and sneakers and it is not lost on me that this is my literal every day uniform now.

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What is the most popular app for robust motion design that isn’t After Effects? I.e. detailed character animation, not just normal prototyping. Is it Rive? Fable? Something else?

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Hey let’s have kids so I can someday jump into a pool fully clothed to save our ding dong of a child that thinks he can swim.

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My husband surprised me with a Costco hot dog and I legit almost started crying with happiness. Turns out you CAN buy love and it only costs $1.50.

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My daughter is concerned about a strange man named Santa coming into the house while we are sleeping, so she created a sign asking him to leave gifts on the porch. We love it so much we’ve decided to frame it and put it out every year.

My daughter is concerned about a strange man named Santa coming into the house while we are sleeping, so she created a sign asking him to leave gifts on the porch. We love it so much we’ve decided to frame it and put it out every year.
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New parenting oopsie due to a miscommunication between my husband and myself which resulted in my daughter eating 2 slices of Costco pizza followed by half a hot dog followed by ANOTHER slice of pizza and now my daughter is clutching a pot screaming that she's going to vomit.

Covid Bag Of Dicks 🦠🛍️🍆 (@covidbagofdicks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You are the fucking clown here. You have no idea what these people’s circumstances are. My friends six-year-old daughter has leukemia. If she catches anything, she will die. Go fuck yourself.