Cheltenham Festival 2026… Girls backing Lads backing cute colours: form lines:

All a fuckin blag that tipster shite Firefox in the 4 o’clock by the way

Rest in peace, Envoi Allen 💔

RIP Envoi Allen

Rest in paradise envoi Allen warra belter

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BALOUCOUNES outside

Fratelli d’Italia L’Italia s’è desta

Up for the cup tricky leopards

me reading off the group’s drink orders to the bartender tonight (it’s just 5 pints of guinness)

Red meat and Jesus ain’t gonna save you In may chippy tits

How it feels to drink an Asahi

🚨 Cody Gakpo’s Dating History ​2020 — Noa van der Bij 🇳🇱 (21yo) 2021 — Noa van der Bij 🇳🇱 (22yo) 2022 — Noa van der Bij 🇳🇱 (23yo) 2023 — Noa van der Bij 🇳🇱 (24yo) 2024 — Arne Slot 🇳🇱 (45yo)…..𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

Seeing that Rio is getting his full Premier League debut then seeing he has to play with Gakpo down the middle.

Has he got his boots with him

Calm

Brazilian footballer Hulk does not recognize the State of Israel.

Dutch fraud has no aura

Anyone got a receipt for landlord