Alabama when Alabama paying players now in the was illegal NIL era

“Aim for the bushes” 😭

getting all the signs lately

The correct Redzone take is that if you watch Redzone you don't actually like football. Thank you and you're welcome.

Grandma doesn’t leave the cage until commercial free redzone #boycottredzone

Doctor gone be doing a step back fadeaway wit ya toes into trash

Jannik Sinner is so damn good #TennisGuy

"I'm going to make America healthy!" wheezes heroin addict who drinks blue dye, abuses steroids, tans until his face looks like a catcher's mitt, eats roadkill, and contracted a parasite that ate part of his brain

[Guy who looks and sounds like absolute dog shit] Everyone else is sick

Christian McCaffrey fantasy owners right now

Pure comedy

You got enough jams in there brother god damn

Laid up on my futon drinking a Blood Orange Spindrift and giggling at memes in the dead of night. My ancestors are rolling in their graves trying to comprehend the depravity and chaos of the modern-day witching hour.

NBA players jump up and touch the moon then jog back like they got razor blades in their knees

"Harrison Butker... interestingly enough is wide right!" - Rich Eisen 🏈🎙️ #NFL

“Todd Packer can do anything.” “Except pass that breathalyzer.”