I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

How dormant are you intellectually to require stimulation from podcasts? . Accept entertainment

How do women get jobs? I have two in my house and everyone wants to sleep with them first.

When I remember how much this government is looting I get Panic attacks

Your honor, is it possible you’re projecting your own internalized guilt onto my client?

Madem mnalala na na these married politicians, mki move kama Raya on goal mshike ball yao mjue the same people who made you pregnant might orchestrate for your elimination and cover it up. Hivyo tu

How many girls are sleeping with politicians? Too small a number for you to bring it to our attention.

I like how politicians are quite and not mobilising people to register as voters. When the wind blows, the anus of the chicken is seen.

Kutoka Leo watu wajue Mbps is not megabyte per second it's megabits per second. Devide by 8 to get the actual speed. Hiyo yako ya 15mps it's actually 1.8 megabytes/s . You can download a 1.8mb file in one second. On a good day. Na Niko kadi

I know Duale eats pork.

Part of advertising is demoralising competitors

Young men who sex is hard to come by this is not for you. The rest DO NOT sleep with a woman who does nothing for you. Let her EARN it.

Petrol is going for an equivalent of Kshs 98 per liter in the US and the Americans are livid. In Kenya we are paying about Kshs 178 to the litre despite our lower purchasing power and this shows how heavily taxed fuel is in Kenya.

In a camp of plunder, silence isn’t innocence it’s agreement. Around William Ruto, no one seems to say “enough.” So what’s the real problem: the thieves, or the silence that protects them?

Went to school the same time babu Owino ongiri was a student leader. No one knows about goons more than that chap.

Jacob Juma just resurrect you were so accurate

After torrential rains and floods everywhere, we shall have shortage of water and drought next year culminating in fight over water & famine

Even with the fuel levy tax, excise tax, dev. tax and any other tax inclusive, pump prices in Kenya shouldn't exceed sh40 per litre.

Kenya gov't is now officially back into the hands of thugs, looters, gangsters, madmen, killers, terrorists, zombies and rapists.

You can rob Kenyans of their taxes, threaten them, imprison them, kill them, and masquerade as a leader but one day, you will also perish.