my journal from kindergarten

being annoyed is the price you pay for community. it means having guests when you'd rather be alone. it means letting someone live with you even when they get on your nerves. it means showing up for events that you'd rather not go to. it means turning the other cheek.

i don't know what the fuck everyone has been smoking. vibe coding sucks 99% of the time

Which way, western man?

man goes to the engineering team, asking for support, my infra doesn't work says the man the engineering team concerned, laugh it off and say, we have a remedy for you, you should go see the infra guy the man sobs and cries, tells the engineering team, but fellas, i am the

if men were small enough to be invisible to the naked eye i would still find and fall in love with them. through careful use of a magnifying glass i expect

not if your dad rocks

Love is never a waste of time you fool

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

*showing a girl my room* Yeah and here's a fidget cube I stole from the mall *remembers she's Catholic* which I repented for

setting up your camera to boil water

posting this is an order of magnitude more cringe

im not addicted to twitter. i’m just a really good listener so i want to know what everyone has to say

if i get a boyfriend he’s my girlfriend

and

software engineers afraid of losing their jobs misunderstand their profession and the craft you are supposed to see patterns and solve business problems, do research to make the systems and product better code is means to an end, not the end itself, it never was

spiritually bankrupt and soulless city

occasional reminder to men that one of the easiest ways to improve your life is to pay $50 for a nice double-edged safety razor and a stack of feather blades yes you'll bleed from your face for a week. but after that you'll live above from other men