I'm going to set up two chatbots talking to each other and then apply for federal funding for my school. nytimes.com/2025/05/14/tec…

This is why I don't feel bad hating on Edmonton fans. They hate each other even more than I do.

Imagine getting shutout by Stuart Skinner two games in a row. Oof.

“Kyiv would have fallen in five hours if Putin’s tanks hadn’t gotten stuck in the mud.” - Trump. Mud, especially Ukrainian, is very dangerous... In this mud, tanks can not only get stuck, but also explode, even if they are parked on concrete or driving on asphalt roads and

Unless it just happens to be addressed in the passage that comes next on the preaching schedule, your church's leadership all of a sudden urgently addressing the sin of gossip is a giant 🚩

There is no schadenfreude as wonderful as watching Toronto fans suffer.

Like clockwork

And how much did they find to pay victims who were sexually abused on their campus after the school failed to act on warnings and complaints? $30k? It's all so blatantly corrupt & immoral. The biggest Christian university, and run by sycophants, cowards, and hypocrites.

When girls are away for a few days, boys will be boys.* It can't be helped. *they will break out Pacific AND Europe for one gigantic, almost eternal game of Axis and Allies.

In unrelated news, the government is seeking 1250 fully grown men to volunteer for a top-secret mission. Oil drilling experience an asset.

The struggle of every man when we are about to turn 40 and meet a polite teenager.

While I pride myself on being a pretty observant person, I just discovered today that the car I have owned for 7 years has a trunk that can be opened by swiping my foot under the rear bumper.

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