#bbcfootball Mbappe definitely a future Chelsea forwa

After 4 hours sleep awake too early on a Sunday learning about Teutonic knights and the knights Templar. Because why not?

Pretty good ta @keepitKentish , better informed about crusades and the history of russia(!). Random reading is ace. How're you? Good?

How is #thelastleg so shit with such a good panel? Weird. Maybe it's because I'm watching it on +1 and the jokes have already gone

This phony voice Don't drink with my finger Don't sit on my face

The magic flumbers...

Explosion, Cheltenham @ Rose hill str instagr.am/p/KdPxpfIHf_/

M5 southbound is a car park. A38 is the same. #mentaltraffic

@keepitKentish yep, we went to cheddar for a mooch then had a look at getting back on the m5 south but still chocka & slow. Back2cheltnow.

Cried laughing tonight watching Dave Gorman - #foundpoetry was one if the best things ever. Go and see it.

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How do you spell the crackling noise that #lightning makes? Or #thunder

“Dave Today I've seen properly amazing shows by Mayday, Mayday and The RH Experience . That's my contribution to the internet.” yes Waller

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Football is full of incredible moments... Really anything can happen during one football game ... That's why I love it !

The BBC has published a list of links removed from Google under Right To Be Forgotten ruling: bbc.in/1QRJAXv

Yeah, I used to wear tie-dye. What of it.