BRIDE DAY FRIDAY

Pretty fucking pumped up about pumpkin spice latte season

Stunned. 📷- Kayla Winkworth instagram.com/p/BoUs66LH_48/…

Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!

TWO MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE

My dad could beat up your dad

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Does anyone else still have nightmares about that time the bed came to life on Pingu?

Hey guys

Like head lice, in a pitch black night

Joe Nichols. Nickelback. Joe Nickelback. Bro Ticklesack. Nole Pickleback. What did the coach say to the vending machine? I want my quarter back. Don’t smoke crack.

Someone at this Planet Fitness smells an awful lot like urine

I always forget that an advance green is actually a red light to some people.

Remember being a kid and just making juice from a can of frozen shit and three cups of water? That was some great juice.

My aunt used to have a donkey that smoked cigarettes

Chocolate is so fucking good

Hey guys! 🤠🎶 vote below for what member YOU think we should kick out

Grateful for the time with family in Nashville 🤍

Hey everyone. I’m going to be taking a bit of a break from tweeting over the next little bit.

Thanks so much to our friends over at Amazon Music + Amazon Music Canada for the love on the new tune! Everyone, fire up your Alexa and request ‘You Didn’t Hear It From Me’! music.amazon.ca/playlists/B09F…