having a thing called the "january-february crazies" in which every year in january and february i go crazy

I want it all, I want everything, I am not chill, I am not easy

making all the homies uncomfortable with my childhood tales of poverty

get your ass back in the cauldron before you piss me the fuck off even more. get in the soup, boy

yessss

when my Vyvanse hits, tweets start to appear to me like chess pieces on the ceiling in queens gambit. I’m putting words together that don’t even exist. I am the king and the pawn. I’m smokin on that shit that. I don’t even know

can i come over and just like be there

she can’t mentally drain you like i can

this is my monthly, oh my god wow my old best friend was such a fucking piece of shit, tweet

let’s get really into breathing n Being, bro

i’m not gonna be a cocomelon parent you’re gonna sit your ass down and watch sling blade

hmmm i dont think anything in the last 3 years was very good for my psyche

good morning i miss everything i’ve ever loved

being a human is not the optimal operating system for this universe and i know that but i will always find it funny that it never ever ends. yes i understand transendence and transmutation and yet i’m still gonna curl myself into a ball while shower sobbing

take me out coach

Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System

Safe space to be grateful

i was born in the right generation i love meeting my mutuals and scrolling the tl in the same room

the algorithm is always telling on people