...and 4 loads of laundry. Alarm set to go of in 1 hour 30 mins. It's going to be a beautiful day. :/

"Red Headed Sluts" make a mean hangover. Not recommended for moms with small children. Blehhhhh.

Death by "Red Headed Sluts". The older you are, the longer it takes to recover. #2old2drink

Love all. Serve all. Except the jackasses. And the morons. #meanwhatusay

#1 Pet Peeve = When someone calls me & I don't answer quick enough. I call them back & they don't answer. Mom, u r killing me. Killing me.

Your real education begins when you step out the door. ow.ly/i/5290N

Kids in bed, time for Walking Dead marathon to get caught up. No Disney After Dark Tonight! # mommatime #singlemomnightout

Who the hell ordered this golf ball sized hail?! If I wanted dinks on my car, I'd go to Walmart. #whattheHAIL

The S. Texas Ch. invites all Bulldogs to join them for a social with special guest, Jeff Davis tomorrow at 7pm! alumni.msstate.edu/s/811/index.as…

Kids and mommy sick + Out of coffee = Misery. Visitors with coffee welcomed.

The Masters!!! Who is going to wear the #greenjacket ?

400 kids hunting for eggs @ Brushy Creek. Tackle em if you have to, Lilly!

The Masters is not the same without Tiger. Bleh. #augustaneedstiger

Saw Draft Day. Not the best, but definitely gets one fired up for football season. #iamfootball

I drink my coffee wrapped in Maroon & White! #HailState #bestpartofwakingup

Bunny time!

Perfect day for a round of 18. Happy Friday Eve!

I decided to jump on the Kale Chip wagon. Surely I did something wrong. Gagging & puking isn't part of the experience, surely! #kalechipgag

Laryngitis is a cruel joke/punishment. Need me? Gotta text or email. Bleh.

"Frozen" first thing this morning. And now again before bed. #iknoweverywordFROZEN