Yep, these ages make sense 🫠

My toxic trait. Using wrong language for the age I’m addressing. To an elderly gal at the community centre: “but for real , that snow storm was not the vibe” To my 15 yr old singing student: “ …but the original of that is worth it’s weight in gold, I’ll tell ya that for free”

Just had a guy at the gym ask if I was ex-military… I told him I was ex-Mamma Mia…

Not all heroes do dishes when the baby does dishes.

I’ve entered into a new phase of life. People online who look like middle-aged car salesmen and weekend golfers are who I went to school with, and i feel like I’m WAY younger until I look in a mirror or do a dance class.

😂👏🏻

Your health is covered. Except for your eyeballs. Or your teeth. Or your mental health.

There will never be a time where someone says, “vast difference” and I don’t picture my grade 8 health class pic of vas deferens. #sexeducation

Out of nowhere, my partner just said, “I bet Oscar Wilde would have been great at Tweeting”. I’ve never felt more sure that I’m spending my life with the right person.

please stop

When you go into your junk mail to make sure you haven’t missed anything, and find out that you have 6 money orders from Princes, 7 brides-to-be from multiple nations, and 472 pills to help with your erection. Makes for a brighter day, really.

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And there it is. The actual dream casting.

Every time I dice a tomato it becomes glaringly apparent that I will never be an Iron Chef.

Not tryna be a buzzkill, but my children’s kiddie pool water was refilled, cold, at 9am. By 5 pm it was too warm for them to use, with algae forming. Our mini science experiment should say a bit about how the ocean is handling this global warming biz. Not awesomely, friends.

Hot Tip: if your ocd is time management, do not be hungry and track your Uber Eats driver on the app.

**ANNUAL POST*** I love #GivingTuesday--the idea that there's a day where we can all share whatever means we can and celebrate the good work of charities in our community. I want to remind folks that every theatre company in Canada is a charity, so please consider them. 1/7