Coworker: “Jordan is so short you could burry her standing up.” 😐💀

Randy: omg. It’s happy hour. Let’s just get low key hammered here. It’s Sunday funday. Moral of the story...I am living my best life.

Please tell me why I’m at dinner on my phone and my grandma leans over and says “are you having text sex 😳” 💀😂😂😂😂

hotties i think i found our new hot girl summer ambassador

G&Z are the only two living in their house. Please tell me why G says “I cook for 3 every night just because of Z” and then Z goes “and when Jordan is here we cook for 5” I am a whale lol

Alex Morgan is having a baby which is weird because i didn’t get her pregnant ????

Grace “wife of the year award!” Zach “you’re not married” Grace “me and Jordan are!!”

No one: Absolutely fucking no one: Nina: lets make a list nina martinez

“I have my own life and I am stronger than you know” 🎶

stop letting shit slide, they knew wtf they was doing

if you see me crying in the FUCKING seasonal candy aisle of FUCKING walgreens you do not FUCKING talk to me

8 year old sister: Sissy I’m at a level F for reading now! Mom: F for fantastic! Me: F for FUCK YEAH I’m going to be a great mom someday