Best song made and best live performance ever, strong 10/10.

Anyone on the 14:52 cross country service to Newcastle got an iPhone charger a can lend been hammering tinder too much.

How many trebs Jonny depp could get at bijoux tonight.

Me n Wayne are gonna be like Ba and Cisse on fridqy.

On a Thursday afternoon.

Bibi is nocturnal.

Cancel the holiday nee viagra in boots.

Full of strawberry daiquiri, feeling cheeky, might ask a bird how long she’s been out here for.

Quote of the holiday: Me; ‘he’s albino’ Aaron; ‘no he’s not he’s from leeds’

NPC caught in Newcastle.

As soon as that bastard plane lands best believe I’m putting a story on captioned ‘had worse Monday’s’

Decent start from the lads, only one phone lost and one tattoo. Roll on tonight.

Had me watch stolen last neet. Off to meet Wayne the day though #pullinganyamountsinoceanbeach.

Durham with the lads, wu all in baggy gear and about to chase skirt round each bar. Arriba riba.

What’s the odds on someone setting off a firework in the moor the neet then.

Nick Pope.

One word, wow.

I love music.

Day 2 of snow and I’m yet to have a snowball belted off my car. What happened to the younger generation?

We’re back baby