Jeff McBride (@jeffmcstandup) 's Twitter Profile
Jeff McBride

@jeffmcstandup

A stand-up comedian in NYC.

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Caroline Haskins (@car0linehaskins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Police descending on protesters who were completely peaceful. Completely chaos. People screaming. Police grabbed my arms and tried to cuff me but let me go when I showed my press pass.

Jeff McBride (@jeffmcstandup) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump said, ”Nobody likes me, it can only be my personality." That's like saying, "No body likes my shit cake. It can only my diarrhea frosting." #NobodyLikesTrump

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Flown via helicopter to a top hospital for emergency oxygen and experimental drugs with a team of 20 doctors...yep, I remember all that from when I last had a tummy ache and the sniffles.

Elizabeth Warren (@senwarren) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s time to ban Members of Congress & other senior officials from owning or trading any company stocks while in office. They can put their savings in conflict-free investments like mutual funds, or they can pick a different line of work. #EndCorruptionNow thehill.com/homenews/senat…

Jeff McBride (@jeffmcstandup) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Watching today, I was surprised at how many self-guided tours of the Capitol were allowed before they were politely asked to leave. #whiteprivilege

Bishop Talbert Swan (@talbertswan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

MAGAt who stormed the Capitol: “You treat me like a f*cking Black person!” These racist terrorists fully expected their whiteness to protect them from any consequences for their crimes, including murder. #NoFlyList #TrumpInsurection #CapitolRiots

BBC News (World) (@bbcworld) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"I swear you could just see the fear all over his face" Photographer Mel D Cole tells the BBC what it was like to capture the moment a police officer was dragged into the crowd during the riot at the Capitol bbc.in/35wkE3f

Jeff McBride (@jeffmcstandup) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If this impeachment is another ”witch hunt,” then it's because the witch cast an evil spell on the castle in front of everyone that killed 5 people and backfired onto his eldritch orange face. #TrumpInsurection #TrumpCoupAttempt

The Daily Show (@thedailyshow) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Cruz. Hawley. Pirro. Dobbs. Pierson. Graham. Pence. Carlson. Cawthorn. Jordan. Gaetz. Gohmert. Ingraham. Tuberville. McCarthy. Guilfoyle. Greene. McEnany. Biggs. Gosar. Hegseth. Brooks. Giuliani. Don Jr. Lara. Eric. Donald Trump. Today, we salute the Heroes of the Insurrection.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva? Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

The Daily Show (@thedailyshow) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If one guy stormed the Capitol because he thought Trump said to, maybe you just can blame him, but if an entire stadium of people misunderstood you in the exact same way, that s**t's on Trump.

F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ (@coopercooperco) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Will Smith saying he wants to be a vessel for love fifteen minutes after hitting a guy live on international TV and then getting a standing ovation is just an incredible summation of what Hollywood’s all about.

Jeff McBride (@jeffmcstandup) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Prince has a tantrum, slaps the jester, cries about it in a speech, and says god told him to do it. Of course, the court applauds. In 2022! #Oscars2022 #willsmithchrisrock #whatjusthappened

Jeff McBride (@jeffmcstandup) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I think my favorite part of this whole thing is this other Will Smith playing along with it well he gets attacked! #chrisrockwillsmith #Oscars2022