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Lucie

@jeanwarmachine

heavy weights - sweaty games - cute dog

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linkhttps://twitch.tv/jeanwarmachine calendar_today07-06-2020 23:33:33

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I am just here to be called a stupid Marmot and to hear this man talk based fax. This is entertainment on the highest level.

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After seeing all these content creators getting banned for cheating, I decided to conduct a social experiment and see if I could get a smurf banned for cheating ( obviously without cheating ) and the results are shocking, it took 32 games of Ranked.

After seeing all these content creators getting banned for cheating, I decided to conduct a social experiment and see if I could get a smurf banned for cheating ( obviously without cheating ) and the results are shocking, it took 32 games of Ranked.
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Green Hell is my new dopamine fix. It’s giving Far Cry 3 but I get to build tree houses with the boys. “Anyone got some maggots? My wound is infected”

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Watch this video and then tell me again how this game is not dog water. Pay to win in a single player game? This is mobile gaming level bullshit. youtu.be/_4RitT80MCE?si…

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In Oklahoma, you’re required to have a license to fish in a pond on your own property, yet purchasing a firearm requires nothing more than being 21 or older. Meanwhile, I bought 800 rounds of 9mm today, and not a single person batted an eye. My European mind can’t comprehend!

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There’s no better compliment than a beautiful woman rolling down her window and saying, “Ma’am, you’re like insanely pretty.” I’ll be riding that high for the next month!

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Casual Warzone is so dangerous. You get the Metaphor experience without the skill. Dropping 30+ “kills” feels like face tuning pictures. It’s not real.

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Is the anti-cheat active in casual Warzone? I run into so many blatant cheaters in that game mode it’s not even funny.

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My latest hyper fixation is watching documentaries on ultramarathon runners. If people can push themselves to do that I can most definitely fold my laundry.

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America is fucking different. First time I had to call the cops last night. Some douchdick decided to flex his gun on me in an altercation about his unleashed 140lbs aggressive pitbull. Of course I didn’t carry in my own neighborhood. Guess that’s gonna change now.