I’d just like to issue a reminder that Oscar with his full beard is a gift. Every day I wake up and see him and it’s a good day.

Me vs giving Emma a million nicknames.

When I’ve blocked someone, it’s actually illegal for them to ever look at me. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

Is it my turn to not change my bio for months to Oscar’s new UN? Finally. My time has come.

how i sleep knowing im in love with the best person ever

Sometimes I RT nice things to do with Oscar and that’s where my romance ends.

You might not know, but there’s two babies in this picture. (And 2/3 of my heart.)

I don’t know when the moon became part of my brand but I’m here for it.

I don’t know who kept saying Uranus the dumb way on the call the other night but know you’re on a list in my head.

Every day I give and I give. And for once it’s my turn to receive. I’d like to thank everything good.