Delete this tweet, do don't have permission to tag me. Thanks

@darrenrulpy avin narasimhan Abigail Ann Miller @Lovin_Lace Farrah Beckers Cheers Darren, unfortunately I'm a Mi5 checklist. Happy for me to fwd the

@rubbdingyrapids Play your cards right and this could be your new car ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISA…

If a Rwanda flight does take off… Your bills will still be as expensive Your wait for a GP/hospital bed will still be as long Your court date will still be as delayed Your taxes will still be as high …but we will all be more more morally & financially bankrupt as a nation

Byline Times reveals that 136 Reform UK candidates are raising money from a crowdfunding platform that allows donors to keep their address secret and donate from abroad - both of which breach the rules of the Electoral Commission bit.ly/3xIhwCN

"BBC Newsbeat: New documentary film announced with unseen footage of #AmyWinehouse: bbc.in/13wRHMw" Noo, noo, no!

"Not Will Ferrell: Everyone's morning ritual: Look at the clock and pray you have more time to sleep." Amen

Oh dear, just read my profile and noted that I only sent 4 tweets between February and December in 2013.

Today's going to be a painful day for a lot of people returning to work after an extended break. Especially if you have kids too.

Good news for me is that I'm working from home today, the bad news is that I have a 2.5hr drive tomorrow for a 9am start

@BirdsofDartmoor Hi, thanks for following me. Just one thing to note, I have nothing to do with Jazz music.

Doh! Man tries dodging arrest by giving brothers details. Brother is also wanted by police. Man is duly arrested. bit.ly/1qwJHHK

@nickrphotograph Hi, I have nothing to do with Jazz music.

@andiosho Agreed

Got round to watching Christina @Largarde #dimblebylecture The piece on inequality was interesting give only 2 non-white faces in audience.

@andiosho Rumour has it, he's not white either

@andiosho Wow, 'totes' is so 2013!

We didn't have #goodtimes RT Leslie Chow: R.I.P to all the "we have to hangout this summer"s that never happened

@JazzUK_org Hi, please don't tag me in your tweets. Thanks

@AnnaJaneCasey Lance Ellington CBSO Excellent concert, my first. Both of you were brilliant. Your Goldeneye was better than the original